in this entry:- (1) how i lost my hair, (2) overeager guy, (3) my facebook idea, (4) where do blogs go when they die?
(1) how i lost my hair.
dear friends, i hope my case becomes a lesson to one and all: never cut your hair right after watching prison break.
i bought a hairclipper a month back and have been teaching myself how to cut hair (you know, in case a recession rolls around, i still have options open. i’ve already taught myself how to roll kachang in newspaper, how to drive round and round with ‘On Call’ sign in the car, and how to mix bubble tea, so i’m quite well-insured and recession-proof)
the first time i experimented, i did quite a good job of fashioning the usual Armani hairstyle that i’m accustomed to. i was quite pleased.
but then last Monday, while watching Prison Break (I’m quite an avid fan of Season 3), i set about cutting my hair for the 2nd time. (cue tragedy music)
I don’t know what possessed me, but instead of an Armani, I ended up with a Scofield.
My wife was really displeased. She even went to sleep, woke up in the middle of the night to look at me and exclaimed in distress, “I thought it was just a nightmare!”
Oh well. Word to the wise: we live and learn.
The last time I got down to the roots, was upon entering BMT. That was 9 years ago. I think I look slightly better now.
I visited my family on Friday night and discovered that my brother had shorn his locks too and gone for the Scofield. We had a laugh about this, because it was totally unplanned. Now we really look like the Prison Break brothers (though I have a feeling I lean more towards Sucre than Scofield….hahaha)
(2) the overeager guy
this morning we had breakfast at coffeebean. there was a guy there who was super over eager, looking at strangers and smiling and as he walked past tables, he’d say ‘hi, how are you?’
this being singapore, he mostly got stares in return. heck, he’d get stares anywhere in the world. he was just simply too over eager.
my deduction: he’s probably a insurance or real estate agent-in-training. been there, done that, know how it pans out.
(3) my facebook idea
i’ve been secretly working on an alternate facebook idea. it will be called BukuMukalu.com (Your Face’s Book in malay). i’ll be targeting niche market of Mats and Minahs to join up and do the social networking thing. There will be dangdut apps and people can give each other blond hair and tattoos. It’ll be so cool (in a kental kind of way.) i’ve already applied for a patent and now actively seeking investments of $5 million to launch the site by August 2020.
(4) where do blogs go when they die?
seriously, i’ve been very disengaged from the blog this year. i attribute this to my newfound fatherhood and also the demands of my business. i still find myself with ideas of things to blog, only i can’t seem to find the time to actually have leisure time to sit down and blog.
many old blogger friends have also come and gone, making me view blogging as perhaps a transitional phase in our lives. perhaps we need blogs in our teens and as we make the transition from school to work, but as we shed our skins and become working professionals, we tend to leave our blogger personalities behind.
as a businessman, i also worry sometimes that my online silliness might backfire against me one way or the other. i talk a lot of nonsense but i have learned to rein this in. i remember in secondary school, one guy told me, ‘one of these days, you’re gonna get punched in the face because of your mouth’. very prophetic and cryptic. still have not gotten this though.
keep my fingers crossed.